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Suzy, taking a sip of her beer, raised an eyebrow. "So, Professor, do you think science can prove time exists, or is it all just a cosmic joke played on us by the universe?"

Professor Jasonson chuckled and took a swig of his ale. "Well, Suzy, science might unravel the mysteries of time, but sometimes it feels like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair. Slippery and elusive, you know?"

Suzy burst into laughter, nearly spilling her drink. "A greased pig! That's one way to describe it. But seriously, Jasonson, can science ever catch that pig and put it under a microscope?"

Jasonson grinned, his eyes gleaming mischievously. "Maybe one day, Suzy. They'll invent a time microscope, and we'll see time particles doing the tango. But until then, we'll just have to keep pondering the universe's grand joke."

As the night progressed and their conversation veered towards metaphysics and neuroscience, Suzy couldn't contain her curiosity any longer. "You know, Jasonson, I've got a confession to make. I'm secretly a huge fan of INSANE CLOWN POSSE. I find their music strangely captivating. What about you? Any guilty pleasures lurking in your closet?"

Jasonson's eyes widened in surprise, and a grin crept across his face. "No way! You're a Juggalo too? That's incredible! I thought I was the only one in this stuffy academic circle. Whoop whoop!"

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